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Carol Nyakio
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Nov 15, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Stephen Mushi
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Nov 3, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Masika
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Binti
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Sarafina
Guest
May 3, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
