Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: 🍌 Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! 😄🏖️
Zakia (Guest) on October 12, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Selemani (Guest) on October 10, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 30, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Zulekha (Guest) on September 21, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Jamal (Guest) on September 20, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Zawadi (Guest) on September 18, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Fadhila (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 2, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Faiza (Guest) on August 8, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Selemani (Guest) on July 30, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 27, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Amani (Guest) on July 25, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 24, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 17, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 13, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 13, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Biashara (Guest) on July 10, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 6, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 4, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Issack (Guest) on June 20, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 19, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 15, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 9, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 4, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Shamim (Guest) on May 13, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Rukia (Guest) on April 27, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Mashaka (Guest) on April 19, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Tabu (Guest) on April 19, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Rukia (Guest) on April 13, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Rahim (Guest) on April 12, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 8, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 1, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 30, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 18, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 15, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Chiku (Guest) on March 7, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 28, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 26, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 24, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Rehema (Guest) on February 11, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Chum (Guest) on February 10, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 4, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Nashon (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
George Tenga (Guest) on February 1, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 23, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Mhina (Guest) on January 19, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Zakia (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 28, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Yahya (Guest) on December 27, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 24, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Asha (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔