Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Zakia (Guest) on October 12, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Selemani (Guest) on October 10, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 30, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Zulekha (Guest) on September 21, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Jamal (Guest) on September 20, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Zawadi (Guest) on September 18, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Fadhila (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 2, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Faiza (Guest) on August 8, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Selemani (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 27, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Amani (Guest) on July 25, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 24, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 17, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 13, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 13, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Biashara (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 6, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 4, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Issack (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 19, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 15, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 9, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 4, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Shamim (Guest) on May 13, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Rukia (Guest) on April 27, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mashaka (Guest) on April 19, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Tabu (Guest) on April 19, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Rukia (Guest) on April 13, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Rahim (Guest) on April 12, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 8, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 1, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 30, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 18, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 15, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Chiku (Guest) on March 7, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 28, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 26, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 24, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Rehema (Guest) on February 11, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Chum (Guest) on February 10, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 4, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nashon (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

George Tenga (Guest) on February 1, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 23, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mhina (Guest) on January 19, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 17, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Zakia (Guest) on January 16, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 28, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Yahya (Guest) on December 27, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Asha (Guest) on December 17, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔