Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Shamim (Guest) on February 28, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Majid (Guest) on January 11, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Safiya (Guest) on January 11, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Ali (Guest) on January 10, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 8, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Jaffar (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mohamed (Guest) on January 7, 2018

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Rubea (Guest) on January 5, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 20, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 18, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mazrui (Guest) on December 17, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Khatib (Guest) on December 9, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 9, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 25, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mchawi (Guest) on November 19, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 9, 2017

😁 This is gold!

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 8, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 6, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 27, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nahida (Guest) on October 16, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 12, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Asha (Guest) on September 22, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Maneno (Guest) on September 13, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 28, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 17, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 15, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 4, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 4, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 14, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Sharifa (Guest) on July 13, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 13, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 8, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Fadhila (Guest) on July 7, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 6, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 4, 2017

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 3, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Fadhili (Guest) on July 1, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Yusra (Guest) on June 23, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 7, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 26, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Tambwe (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 13, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on May 6, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 3, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Yusra (Guest) on May 1, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 29, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 22, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 29, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on March 26, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Tambwe (Guest) on March 12, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 3, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 25, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Binti (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Jamal (Guest) on February 12, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙