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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 28, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 12, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Zuhura
Guest
May 1, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Maida
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Issa
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 25, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Nassar
Guest
May 6, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
