Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! 💌💨
Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 3, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 1, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Jabir (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 11, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Amina (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Zawadi (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Baraka (Guest) on December 28, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Jamila (Guest) on December 22, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 13, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Sofia (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Mhina (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 26, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 21, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 20, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Khalifa (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 7, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 18, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Farida (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 29, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 24, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 18, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Omar (Guest) on August 16, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 1, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 31, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Nchi (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Neema (Guest) on July 15, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 20, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Fatuma (Guest) on June 11, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Zainab (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 9, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 8, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Asha (Guest) on May 31, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Nuru (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 20, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Hamida (Guest) on May 11, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 27, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Fikiri (Guest) on April 20, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 20, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 19, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Maneno (Guest) on March 25, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 24, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Halima (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 22, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Mwanais (Guest) on March 22, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 19, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱